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Pepe the King Prawn
- Name: Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales
- Gender: Male
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Anatomy 101
Do you know I like my coffee like my women
A Laaaaatee!
Im Unbelievable Okay
Hola! My name is Pepe.
This is the place where I hang my hat. In fact, this is where I leave my hat, because when I wear the hat, I get the hat hair. And this is not sexy, okay. So
check the place out and make yourself at home. But if you put your feet on the furniture , you have to leave. I am sexy, smart and adorable (except when I have
the hat hair, okay).
2008 Prom King and Queen
::taps microphone::
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so coked up! And this crown, it's so heavy! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that I could ever be the Prom King. Okay that's a lie, it totally validates my sexiness, okay. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your jealosy makes me feel right now!
You know, there are so many ass-kissing little people to thank! First off though, I want to thank the voters, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic honor! When Kimbob first told me she wanted to be my date, I just had to take a Xanax and obsess about how generous and how horny she made me feel. Her photchopping was excellent. Thank you Kimbob, my Queen, you make me feel special. Also, I want to thank dmb, for being such a powerful force in my loins. She's a pimp with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired with the Greasy Beavers - I couldn't have done it without you, okay!
Thank you OT, and good night!
Talk sexy to me
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Talk sexy to me